February 2012
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.
“going to california”
is about joni mitchell
WHY DOES NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGE THIS?
she’s great
Man assaults wife, (male) judge orders him to take... →
elysethekraken:
izythequeergirl:
A Florida man received a rather unusual sentence this week in a domestic dispute. Joseph Bray needed to post bond, after he allegedly threw his wife into a couch, held her down by her neck and raised his fist against her. But a judge decided jail or bail or any kind of monetary penalty was too much.
So he gave him an order: to buy his wife a bouquet of...